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🐨 Born to Slack ft. Darryl Driftwood 🍻🌿
$60.00 AUD
Taxes included.
Say g’day to Darryl Driftwood – the eucalyptus-lounging, beer-guzzling nap king of the outback. Found flat-out on a branch with empty tinnies rolling in the breeze, Darryl's not climbing any ladders—career or otherwise. His life plan? Sleep in. Stay horizontal. Sip responsibly (or don’t).
This tee is for those who’ve proudly dodged hard work, ditched early alarms, and believe slack is a skill.
🍺 Features:
🌿 Soft as a Sunday arvo nap – premium cotton comfort.
🌿 Unisex fit – for all genders of loafers.
🌿 Ribbed collar + tapered shoulders – keeps its shape while you don’t.
🌿 Tear-away tag – no tag. No stress. No worries.
🌿 Built from premium blends – for beer runs, bed days, and hammock hibernation.
Lazy Kan’t – Born to Slack.
Work’s overrated. Naps are not. 🐨💤🍺