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🐼 Gulps Over Goals ft. Lan Bao 🍻🎋
$60.00 AUD
Taxes included.
Meet Lan Bao – the panda prince of pass-outs, bamboo buffets, and beer-fueled naps. His philosophy? “Why chase goals when you can crush cans?” Whether he’s dozing in a bamboo pile or sipping his way through the weekend, Lan Bao lives for gulps, not grind.
This tee is for the sleepy sippers and professional procrastinators.
🍺 Features:
🎋 Super soft cotton – like a panda nap wrapped in beer hugs.
🎋Unisex fit – because laziness is a universal language.
🎋Ribbed collar + tapered shoulders – holds up even when you don’t.
🎋Tear-away tag – because scratching is a task, and tasks are banned.
Premium blends made for chugging, chilling, and canceling plans.
Lazy Kan’t – Gulps Over Goals.
Productivity? Never heard of her. 🍻🐼🌿